Office by Alex Penny
Sam's personal internet hoarding space set aside for the posting of profound and interesting things found 'round the web dealing with social justice, psychology, music and the potentially devastating consequences of enabling people to indulge in bad habits on the internet. But actually it's just pop culture references and procrastination.
what it basically boils down to is this:
maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”
or maybe, just maybe
you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.
(via challengetheimage)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
(Source: katiebookqueen, via amiortheotherscrazy)
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
Walking into school:
Logging into tumblr:
#this is too accurate
the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
1. call your landline from your mobile phone or vice versa
2. say the word “bomb”; this will trigger a recording mechanism that will now monitor the conversation
3. you can now read any screenplays that you’ve been working on to a government agent who will have to listen to them in full
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
(via amiortheotherscrazy)
(Source: goodassdog, via pathologic242)
